I answered the phone at work the other day. It was my boss calling for another employee.
Boss: "Why are you answering the phone Laura?"
Me: "I work here?"
Boss: "You shouldn't be answering the phone, go sell stuff."
Me: "Sorry I just happened to be back here and the other worker is busy. Just trying to help with customer service."
Boss: "I don't care about that. Go sell packages."
Me: "Did you know that you're a real cunt?"
Okay I didn't say that last part... but I thought about it.